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B.C. Bow Contest B.C. Bow Contest

Rated 3 / 5 stars

still waiting on the other guy to shoot

I can't stand how long it takes for the computer character to shoot
can't you make that faster


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You Only Live Once You Only Live Once

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A great addition to your "realism" games.

EMUGOD (AKA Schmuck)

"shit"
by: EMUGOD
date: 14 minutes ago

I don't know when you started this but "Free Will" beat you to the punch, and was much better regardless. You got it right with the 'pretentious game of the week' award.

Are you trolling, or are you for real. Does this guy know that raitendo made both games? .



William and Sly William and Sly

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Too much fun! But there was premature ejaculation.

I loved the layout of the game and the controls were excellent. After quickly falling in love with the characters, smashing bad guys, and collecting mushrooms; I was devastated when it ended. it ended too soon. It was as though the game and I were having sex and just as I was about to climax the game suffered from premature ejaculation. I didn't even expect that after beating the snake ghost that it was all going to end. I was surprised. I wanted to say something nice to the game so it wasn't so embarrassed, but I couldn't think of anything to say. It was an embarrassing moment for the both of us. I just patted the poor embarrassed fox on the head and said, "There, there. It happens to everybody every once in a while." I'd humor the fox and tell him I did climax knowing that I just needed a little more or at least some warning before the end of the game came so I would be ready for it. I hope the fox calls me back. I'm sure he'll last longer next time.

Please tell me that there is more to the story and more to be done. Please tell me that you will continue this story. I would have given it a ten if it was longer. I just couldn't though. It was too short. I rarely ever write reviews, that has to tell you something about how much I enjoyed this game and hope for more of the same.

Great JIIARRB!!!!!!!


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Kajenx responds:

Lol, that was creative. :3 I'm sure I'll do a sequel sometime.


Orbit Orbit

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I would consider this flash violent

When I play this game I consider the races of creatures and sentient beings living in the planets that this comet is coming to such close quarters to. I think of their pain and suffering when the comet comes crashing in through the atmosphere and create some sort of cataclysmic reaction in the environment. I see suffering and pain and defastation with destruction.

GOD I LOVE IT.

I do try to keep the comet from hitting everything but that makes the final approach more satisfying. it is like loading the gun, spinning the barrel and pulling the trigger aimed at a man bound to a chair. every time there is no fire, you insert another bullet and give it another spin. imagine the anxiety that person will go through. YES!

You have got to love it. the pain hurts so good....

OH yes.



Throw It! (KB Game) Throw It! (KB Game)

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Why can't I get more than 40,000!!

I must just suck at this game. I can't get a good score. But I love complete wastes of my time. KEEP 'EM COMIN'! I will always enjoy them.